Did you ever wonder if yellow traffic lights are in cahoots with red traffic lights?

Yellow: Oh OH! Here comes Lee. Get ready Red …. NOW!

Red: BAM! Got you sucker! LMIAO! (Laughing My Incandescent Ass Off)

Green: You guys are a couple of jizz waffles.

Thanks Green. You’re the best. Wanna go to IHOP? (Because they serve pancakes. Not jizz waffles.)