Fried SPAM
I’ve seen a recent trend among bloggers to post their SPAM comments. Being ever the follower, I am jumping on this train. I turned over my SPAM filter and shook it. Below is the most recent stuff to get caught in it. After each comment, I’ve offered my response. So sit back and let me pull out my pan as I fry these comments for you.
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bevmealmaker@googlemail.com
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Dear bevmealmaker,
Thank you very much. Just one fellow here, but I do strive to make amazing contents.
Ari
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GonzaloGischer@gmail.com
Hello, you used to write fantastic, but the last few posts have been kinda boring?I miss your tremendous writings. Past several posts are just a bit out of track! come on!
Dear Gonzalo Gischer,
Thank you for your constructive feedback. I’m sorry you found my last few posts, especially the one on gratuitous nudity in the movies, boring. I’ll try to step it up. How about a post on the comparative viewing angles best suited to watch paint dry?
Ari
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CarmineWedner@gmail.com
Hi just wanted to give you a brief heads up and let you know a few of the images aren’t loading properly. I’m not sure why but I think its a linking issue. I’ve tried it in two different browsers and both show the same results.
Memorial Day Weekend Road Trip Madness
Dear Carmine Wedner,
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I’ve worked hard and long to try and figure out why the images are not loading properly in my post about a wacky Memorial Day trip. After carefully reviewing all the code and data I have come up with the conclusion that the images aren’t loading properly because there are NO images in that post. I understand that having no images can be a tough obstacle to overcome for getting images to load properly, but I hope you accept my sincere apologies for my lack of forethought on avoiding this unpleasant experience.
Ari
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Versage@gmail.com
Keep on working, great job!|
Dear Versage,
Thank you! At least some people (I’m looking at you Gonzalo) found this post to particularly un-boring.
Ari
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Hittner@gmail.com
I am curious to find out what blog system you happen to be utilizing? I’m having some small security issues with my latest website and I’d like to find something more risk-free. Do you have any solutions?|
Dear Hittner,
My solution for you would be to contact somebody else. I can barely get this stuff to work myself! Sorry I couldn’t be of more help.
Ari
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Cesare@gmail.com
Love swimming in private pools ! https://roulettekr.com
#EPICTRAILFAIL: The One That Started It All
Dear Cesare,
That’s good to know. Those public pools are a cesspool of snot, urine, and any other number of disgusting biological detritus. However, I don’t remember mentioning pools in my post about my first overnight hike. There was a waterfall with a pool at the bottom so maybe that is what you are talking about. It probably had the same amount of the aforementioned undesirable items in it, but it was nature, so you know, all good.
Ari
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Burgin@sujomi.com
I have to thank you for the efforts you have put in penning this website. I really hope to see the same high-grade content by you later on as well. In truth, your creative writing abilities has encouraged me to get my very own website now 😉
Dear Burgin,
Thank you! However, if you think my writing here is high-grade content, I would suggest you set your sights a little higher. In any case, good luck on your website. Please send me an invitation to the website warming party.
Ari
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GarryArkell@gmail.com
you’re really a good webmaster. The site loading speed is incredible. It sort of feels that you are doing any unique trick. Moreover, The contents are masterwork. you’ve done a wonderful activity on this matter!
Dear Garry Arkell,
You are correct. It is quite masterful isn’t it? All you’ve said is true. I’m marking your comment as NOT SPAM. Thanks again for this totally unsolicited comment.
Ari
P.S. Your bitcoin is in the e-mail.
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Dear Congcmo,
I have to admit, I’m not familiar with the business of selling aged twitter accounts. I notice the older accounts cost more money. Are these like wine and get more valuable as they age? I tried to contact you through ICQ but found out that messaging platform has not been active since the last internet dial up account was cancelled. Perhaps you are selling aged ICQ accounts as well? I bet those are expensive. I don’t even want to think about how much old AOL and Compuserve accounts would run me. I’ll have to seriously consider whether I want to invest in these and get back to you.
Ari
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Gaeth@gmail.com
Wonderful post but I was wanting to know if you could write a litte more on this subject, thanks!
A WALK, TRIP, STUMBLE IN THE WOODS
Dear Gaeth,
Love that name. If it’s cool with you I am going to keep that in reserve for the naming of any future dogs I might have. As far as writing more about hiking, I have one question. Are you new here?
Ari
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ClarenceSyrek@gmail.com
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Dear Clarence Syrek,
Seeing as how this post is only a video of me doing some off roading in my jeep, I’m not sure I said much of anything. However, I was glad not to hit any nails, top, side, or bottom, as that would have probably resulted in a flat tire which would have been a most undesirable side effect.
Ari
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Tasto@gmail.com
Hey, you used to write fantastic, but the last several posts have been kinda boring¡K I miss your tremendous writings. Past several posts are just a little out of track! come on!
Even Hannibal Lecter Wouldn’t Eat My Liver
Dear Tasto,
OK, I get it! You and Ganzalo are not fans of my latest contributions. Words can hurt you know? I was just trying to give people a little status update about my health in that post but for you guys I’ll just stick to banal observations and rants from now on. Would that suffice?
Ari
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MelvinCarwell@gmail.com
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Dear Melvin Carwell,
Thanks for the information. Not sure how that applies to a post about a homemade kneeboard maiden trip gone wrong, but thanks just the same.
Ari
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MirthaDiley@gmail.com
Hi there! This is kind of off topic but I need some advice from an established blog. Is it very hard to set up your own blog? I’m not very techincal but I can figure things out pretty quick. I’m thinking about creating my own but I’m not sure where to begin. Do you have any points or suggestions? Appreciate it
These Doctors Are Jamaican Me Crazy!
Dear Mirtha Diley,
You should probably figure out pretty quickly that my blog is far from established. If I can give you one suggestion it would be this. Try not to bang your head against the wall every time WordPress puts out an update and you have to go through and figure out how to put all your settings back to the way they were so your blog doesn’t grind to a complete stop.
Ari
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LoniMuchortow@gmail.com
You can certainly see your enthusiasm within the work you write. The arena hopes for even more passionate writers like you who aren’t afraid to say how they believe. All the time follow your heart.
Dear Loni Muchortow,
This post was a video so there wasn’t much writing involved. Wait, I take that back. I did have to write a little script for the video. OK, I’ll take the kudos. What did you think about the acting? Stick to the writing? Yeah, my assessment also.
HeisenArionisBerg
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Asberry@gmail.com
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Dear Asberry,
I’m not really in the market for dance shoes at the moment. Not sure why a post about why I haven’t been writing and the very first hint that something wasn’t medically right with me would induce this offer, but thanks?
Ari
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Crosman@gmail.com
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Dear Crosman,
Knock yourself out! The word about Ranger Dick should be spread to everyone.
Ari
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ReathaBrechbiel@gmail.com
Great web site. A lot of useful information here. I am sending it to several friends ans also sharing in delicious. And of course, thanks for your sweat!
What The Hell Are Short Stoppers?
Dear Reatha Brechbiel,
Who told you my sweat was delicious? It is of course, but I want to know who’s been talking?
Ari
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JcGoldfuss@yahoo.com
Mrs. Fister, this message is your next piece of info. Immediately contact the agency at your earliest convenience. No further information until next transmission. This is broadcast #5684. Do not delete.
Dear Mr. Fister,
This message is my reply to your next piece of info. Immediately deploy your Little Orphan Annie decoder ring and set position to Charlie Seven. This is broadcast #33769. Do not, I repeat, do not drink your Ovaltine until message decoded.
AriUndercoverOnis
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BasilCortes@gmail.com
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Dear Basil Cortes,
Well the last part of that post was about how I met my third and final (I hope!) wife and our song. That you were seeking this certain bit of information is some cause for concern. You wouldn’t happen to be one of my ex-wives would you?
Ari
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Fazzio@gmail.com
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Dear Fazzio,
Thank you! I don’t know what an RSS feed is but I hope you enjoy the subscription to mine.
Ari
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BabaraLaquay@gmail.com
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“Studying” for a Colonoscopy is a shitty way to spend the day.
Dear Babara Laquay,
Thank you. I strive hard to make my factors respectable.
Ari
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Drapeau@gmail.com
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One More Trip Around The Sun Completed
Dear Drapeau,
Not sure how a post about my birthday elicited that response but good to know. You remind me of that kid in A Christmas Story that loves the Wizard of Oz.
Ari
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AlvaMorocco28092@yahoo.com
I am not very good with English but I get hold this very leisurely to read .
Who Gets Arrested For WUI? That Would Be Me.
Dear Alva Morocco,
You did pretty good with the English. However, I’m not sure a story about how I got arrested for walking drunk would qualify for leisurely read. Nothing seemed leisurely about it at the time.
Ari
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JeannieBonnlander@gmail.com
Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!
Like Castaway, only with less beard hair.
Dear Jeannie Bonnlander,
Maybe off topic but humorous indeed! I wonder if that happened to Tom Hanks on the island. If it did they must have cut it from the movie. Don’t be surprised if you wake up one night to find that your daughter has clamped a staple to one of your ears.
Ari
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TheronDavide@gmail.com
Thank you for another magnificent post. Where else could anyone get that kind of information in such a perfect way of writing? I have a presentation next week, and I’m on the look for such info.
Like Castaway, only with less beard hair.
Dear Theron Davide,
You are welcome. I am your one stop shop for content about racquetballs that have had faces drawn on them.
Ari
After reviewing this post I think it probably taste about as good as real fried SPAM. But I worked on it for a minute so I am going to post it anyway. Feel free to select another item from the menu.
20 thoughts on “Fried SPAM”
Aged Twitter accounts? That’s a new one. Even to me…. the blogging trend setter.
Glad to have you aboard the crazy spam train!
Yeah, I still haven’t figured that one out. I guess I could do some research on it but, nope, too lazy. Thanks for saving me a seat!
Some of those are hilarious! (How have I missed some of these stories? I’d spend April Fools Day in bed after that experience!)
The thing with spammers is they’ll delve way back into the archives to find posts to comment on. Some of those were probably before you were lucky enough to stumble across this small cog.
Love this. If only humiliation made them go away…
If only! I fear it only encourages them though.
Your spam is impressive. Mine is just links to viagra and antibiotics. They don’t bother to tell me how great the post or blog is… just rude spamming etiquette.
Well hell. Spammers are bad enough but rude ones too? I used to get the viagra and male enhancement ones but not anymore. I guess they decided I am beyond hope.
Silly me…I thought it was Viagra that causes impressive…Spam! 😏
Ha! Good one!
Mine are all about viagra and Revelations, which is about as bizarre a cocktail of responses as one can imagine. Or maybe they’re related somehow. But I gotta believe that some of them have honest intentions. Why, in response to “Me and Captain Kirk” I got this yesterday:
“My brother suggested I might like this web site. He was totally right. This post truly made my day. You can not imagine just how much time I had spent for this information! Thanks!”
I mean, two brothers can’t both be spam, right? 😁
No way they can both be spammers. I think you got yourself two new legit admirers. 🙂
Do you get the three page long SPAM about how the world is coming to an end because of RFID tags and paperless money? I get that one every single day.
Whenever I read, or rather skim, spam I wonder, who writes this stuff? And then I remember that most of it is generated by code and I wonder, who writes the code, and why aren’t they using their power for something useful? For instance they could write a decent spam filter that wouldn’t delete legitimate comments that people want to post on my blog while letting through obvious ads for goat cheese written in Uzbek.
On the bright side you’ve managed to turn spam into lemonade, and Disgusting Biological Detritus would be a really good name for a band.
Christopher recently posted…In The Company Of Dogs.
You are right. That would be a great band name! I think between us, we’ve come up with a few of those over the years.
Lee,
Apparently, my blog is well protected from spam. However, I remember those days before Tony (my web guy) when I’d get comments from bots. The woman helping me set all of this stuff up at the time and who made me get Tony involved also made me get rid of the bot comments; which left me with no comments. 🙁
Nothing like bots to keep you motivated when you’re first starting out! Love this post! Mona
M.L. James recently posted…Will someone wake me when we get to spring 2020?
I actually let my first spam comment stay posted. I was proud of it.
You have some good spam, even a quality hermit crab anecdote. Lately I just get comments stuffed with links to … I think medication sales? Something dodgey, at any rate.
My favourite are the cleverly backhanded ones. I screenshot them and send them to my friends.
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They do provide some entertainment for sure.
Mrs. Fister, thanking you fore the mostest best content on the internet. Will you be needing more sterile bandages or steak?
Ha! Do I need my decoder ring for this comment?