Have you heard about the DC series called Peacemaker? It’s about a quasi-superhero that is kind of a jizz waffle. He was in the second Suicide Squad movie and played by John Cena. I’m not a big fan of the former pro faux wrestler turned actor. His character in the movie was very dislikable and dislike I did. So when I heard there was going to be a series about him I filed that one under No Thanks, Next! Then…
I had intended to write a post for Halloween but seeing as how this is the fifth of November, I’m sure you pretty much figured out I didn’t. At first I was going to write something about the ongoing efforts to move Halloween to the last Saturday of October. But when I went to get the latest information I saw this! After I gave up my attempt at a petition, which I started first by the way, and threw my…
Holy shit snacks! I won a major award! No, it’s not a leg lamp. Nothing as fragelay as that. It’s a Liebster Award! What’s a Liebster? Good question. Sounds close to lobster, which is funny because the person who nominated me for it can’t even eat lobster. It’s not a lobster though. Here, this might help explain. The Liebster Award is an award that exists only on the internet and is given to bloggers by other bloggers. The earliest case…
You know what the list is right? Come on, you have to know. OK, for those of you not in the know I’ll explain. There’s actually not that much explaining to do. The list is just that, a list of five celebrities that your significant other has given you permission to get busy with if the opportunity ever presented itself. And by “get busy”, I mean do sex stuff to each other. I thought long and hard (hehe hard) and came up with…
I was bored so I decided to type in the five W’s and How into a Google search field and see what it came up with for the first ten predictions of each one. Then I figured I would put my own spin on them. I don’t recommend using any of my verbiage for a term paper though. Who is – Who is who? I think you forgot to finish your query there. Who should I start – I can only assume…
If you haven’t already figured it out by the title, I’m going to get a little dirty in this post. So if that’s not your thing, now would be a good time to hit the cat videos on You Tube. Still here? Yea I thought so. Continuing on… I have the ability to see/hear something dirty in just about anything I encounter. When I’m listening to music I often find myself involuntarily replacing the lyrics to make them dirty. Take…