The good news is I don’t have Lupus. That bad news is I don’t have Lupus. Uhm, Ari? How is that bad news too, you ask? It’s bad news because nobody seems to know what I have. While I wasn’t actually thrilled with the possibility of Lupus, I had prepared for the confirmation and was at least comforted by the fact that I could start some type of treatment plan for it. So after waiting over a month to see…
So, I guess I’m ready to write about this now. Let’s just get straight to the point. I have a disease but I don’t really know what it is yet. How did I get from disease-free to disease-something in the past six months? Good fucking question. I’ve been asking that a lot. Let’s just go back to how this all started. If you been reading this blog you’ll already know that I don’t go to the doctor a lot because…
No, I didn’t get sexually harassed by Demi Moore at a tech company like Michael Douglas did in Disclosure. Nothing quite that dramatic, but something did happen to me. Before I tell you, let me ask you a question. Can a man be sexually assaulted? I’m sure most of you will quickly say, “Well of course he can!” However, in the back of your mind, do you really believe that? Tell you what, let’s stick a pin in that and get…
Brace yourself. A rare serious post from this small cog. In a recent post I alluded to the fact that I had issues and that I’d be writing about them soon. Even though I said soon, I’ve kind of been putting it off. No longer. While I’ve never come right out and said it on this blog, I haven’t hidden the fact that I suffer from bouts of depression. The BIG D has currently got me in its grip again, so…
I’m going to take a break from trying to be funny and write a serious post on something that is personal for me. My wife, Michele, suffers from a horrible disease, Rheumatoid Arthritis. She was diagnosed with this disease when she was just a little girl and has been dealing with it all her life. She has pain in just about every part of her body all day long. Despite that, she does her best not to let it affect…