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Mostly stories about humorous or interesting things that have happened to me.

Found Footage

Found Footage

Sit back, settle in, and prepare yourself for this long story about how a short story has found it’s way to the light. OK, not really found footage, like the Blair Witch Project up there, but found wordage? Yeah, we’ll go with that. This found wordage had been lost for around 39 years. I say had, because it has been found! Found by me! When I was around 17 years old, I fancied myself as the next Stephen King and…

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Where Everybody Knows Your Name

Where Everybody Knows Your Name

If you are a Baby Boomer or Gen X then you probably remember the TV show Cheers. Millennials and Gen Z might not but maybe they caught it on The Netflix. Cheers was the local watering hole for a bunch of colorful characters who made it their home away from home. The bar was helmed by Sam Malone along with his fellow bartenders Coach and Woody, and his cocktail waitresses Diane and Carla. Rebecca came in later to help him…

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To Sell Books About Fictional Adventures, I Went On A Real One.

To Sell Books About Fictional Adventures, I Went On A Real One.

This whole post is going to sound like a bunch of whining from beginning to end about getting to do something I always dreamed about. So let me preface it by saying I am very grateful for what I got to do, because not many people get afforded the same opportunity. That being said, isn’t it more fun to read about how things go wrong and the obstacles you must overcome to get them to go right? So whining, but…

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When I Discovered the Power of the Written Word

When I Discovered the Power of the Written Word

I was poking around in my drafts folder today and found this unfinished post from years ago.  I decided to finish it. I first learned the power of the written word when I was 15 years old. You should know that I’m the kind of person that has real trouble articulating my thoughts. There is like a short circuit or a delay between my brain and my mouth. Five minutes after a conversation I often find my self thinking “I…

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Shoot-Clap-Shoot-Shoot

Shoot-Clap-Shoot-Shoot

It’s been awhile since I told a story from my military days, so I thought I would remedy that. This story is about the first time I launched missiles from a Navy ship. Yup, I was the guy with my finger on the button. If you’ve been following this blog for any length of time then you could probably predict that things did not go according to plan. Another great tagline I could use for this blog. OK, let’s get…

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There is a small line between being the life of the party and being a laughing stock. I’ve crossed it a few times.

There is a small line between being the life of the party and being a laughing stock. I’ve crossed it a few times.

This is a story about one of those times. Sometime around aught 03, I thought that would sound cool but it just doesn’t have the same ring as it did when people were talking about the 1900’s. Let’s try again. Sometime around 2003, I was working in Oxnard California as a civilian technical representative for the Navy. This job required a lot of travel to work on ships in different port cities. I got a two week assignment to work…

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It’s Been A Wild Ride!

It’s Been A Wild Ride!

Hey! Remember me? I’ve been a bit distracted lately. Mostly because I’ve been spending a lot of time in my fantasy writing world. This last month was a big push to the end of the current novel I’ve been writing. Guess what? I finished the rough draft! It’s been an amazing 106,000 word journey. This one was different than the ones that came before. It took on a life of it’s own and I felt like I was just simply…

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Scars And Broken Bones

Scars And Broken Bones

It’s been a while since I just told a story. The idea for this one has been sitting in my drafts folder for quite a while. I am going to tell you how I got all my scars and broken bones. Exciting stuff, huh? I know! Let me give you the tally before we do a deep dive into each one. I have four scars and three broken bones. Actually, that’s not quite true. The last incident involved multiple broken…

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Kindle Vella, I see what you did there Amazon!

Kindle Vella, I see what you did there Amazon!

Amazon just started a new service called Kindle Vella, you know, like Novella? It’s a platform where authors can release serialized stories one episode at a time anywhere from 500 – 15,000 words long. Right now I am working on three books at one time. Am I crazy? Pretty much. Doing one book at a time was hard enough, but I just got three ideas at once and had to go with it. One of the books is a follow…

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