Just weird stuff I think about.
You know what the list is right? Come on, you have to know. OK, for those of you not in the know I’ll explain. There’s actually not that much explaining to do. The list is just that, a list of five celebrities that your significant other has given you permission to get busy with if the opportunity ever presented itself. And by “get busy”, I mean do sex stuff to each other. I thought long and hard (hehe hard) and came up with…
That may seem like a harsh title without any context. It will probably still seem harsh even after I’ve given you some. About 9 months ago my wife suggested that we host Christmas this year for our relatives. I told her sure, yeah, why not? Not because I really wanted to do it, but because I knew that all my relatives were scattered across two countries and this would NEVER happen. Eleven of the relatives that were invited…
Today I completed half a century of orbits around the sun. Last year on this day I wrote a post about how I was hoping my 49th orbit would go quickly because I was ready to get out of the purgatory of the 40’s age group where you aren’t young, but you’re also not quite old yet. I got my wish. The year really flew by. There were ups and downs. I had to spend a significant amount of time…
My good blogging buddy, Christoper Waldrop, recently received a Liebster award. It’s an award that is given by fellow bloggers and you’re supposed to pass it on to five other bloggers. Chris, understandably, did not want to leave anyone out by giving it to only five other bloggers, but he did list some of his favorite daily reads. This small cog was most humbled and honored to be included among those. So, while I didn’t exactly get a Liebster award, a…
I was bored so I decided to type in the five W’s and How into a Google search field and see what it came up with for the first ten predictions of each one. Then I figured I would put my own spin on them. I don’t recommend using any of my verbiage for a term paper though. Who is – Who is who? I think you forgot to finish your query there. Who should I start – I can only assume…
Let’s set the scene: Single man is sitting in his condo circa 2001/02 watching TV. It’s probably a Thursday night and NBC is still enjoying it’s Must See TV heyday, so single man is probably watching Friends or ER. *Knock Knock on the front door* Single man gets up and answers the front door where he sees another man holding a clipboard. “Hello,” says clipboard man with a smile on his face. “Hi,” says single man. “I’m in your neighborhood today asking…
This is going to be short and sweet, which ironically, is the characteristics of the “fun size” candy passed out on Halloween. Fun size? What’s fun about smaller candy? It would be more appropriate if they called it “giant sized”, but only because that’s the way a normal candy bar would appear to a giant. Damn it! I’ve already gone off on a tangent. This isn’t even what the topic of this post is supposed to be about. Let me try…
Fellow bloggers like to write posts about interesting search terms that bring people to their blogs. It’s a pretty regular feature on The Bloggess, and ACWMH just did a post of her own. This got me to wondering about my search terms. In just a little over a year I’ve had exactly two search terms that were defined. Videos showing a small cog in a bihg machine – No bihg mystery here, considering the title of my blog, despite the…
Think back. Sorry, yes there is homework in this post. Again, think back. Did all your serious relationships come with a song? You know, that “we have to have a song” type of relationship? I’m sure there will be “non-conformists” that say no. I’m not one of them. When I think back on my past relationships, I can pick five serious ones going back to when I was 14 years old. Michelle #1 (number designation will be apparent in a second), Rhonda, LaManna,…
No, I didn’t finger fuck the “B” key when I typed that. It’s not my birthday. It is my BLOG BIRTHDAY! Just A Small Cog is a whopping one year old today! If you’ve even followed me a little bit then you knew it was going to be a beer up there and not cake. A few months ago I updated the About This Small Cog page after a look back to when I started. I think that section bears repeating here:…